"I'm being a lot patient now, Mommy"
"What a cool family we have!"
"Sam! Sam!" (whenever she's calling for Sam, she uses his first name, just like I do when I'm calling for him :)
"Next time I ________, I will be more careful." When she's been scolded for something, like throwing her chalk off the balcony onto the sidewalk, for instance.
"I'm just being calm right now"
Speaking to Daddy: "Sam, if you will let me be, I will try... [looks around]... the fan." We had read Green Eggs and Ham before bed the previous night.