Our ward had a pirate luau yesterday. We had Hawaiian Haystacks for dinner and then danced a few pirate jigs to the swarthy sounds of blokes the likes of Nelly, Usher, The Darkness, and Outkast. It felt good to get dressed up, eat free food, and then dance the night away in the Eyring Science Center lobby, watched over by the preserved remains of an allosaurus. I think we all arrived at a very special place--spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. Here are some highlights.